Not much progression today on the Prognosis/Treatment front. I did however have a PET Scan this afternoon. A fairly routine and simple type of scan that shows doctors where the infection or cancer or whatever your being scanned fire is located at. I personally like that its a PET scan, as cats have had a monopoly on the scanning business for as long as I can remember.* So kudos to the other household pets for getting in the imaging business!
Even though it is a fairly routine and typical exam, I try not to do anything by the book. Between the 15-20 minute mark as I was sliding in and out of the machine I suddenly felt my crotch heating up. My immediate reaction in my head was "please dear lord, don't tell me I just peed on myself". Feeling no wetness I relaxed and realized it was the glucose injection and the machines rays warming me up. About 90 seconds later the scan was done and the nurse came in to help me up out of machine. I stood and did a full stretch backwards and at nearly there same time the nurse and I realized I was sporting a giant (by my standards) erection. She said "looks like YOU enjoyed the scan", and since she said it fairly condescendingly I did not apologize. I did however inform her what room I was in and if she knew any techniques to help sheer was more than welcome to stop by and help.
Needles to say, I'm no longer allowed in that area of the hospital.
Swag check: Still High
Fred is swag surfin!
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ReplyDeleteJP, feel free to contact the mayor, but as a man with a shoddy immune system, I think being in the same room as a Miss Kitty's employee would give me Gonnaherpesyphillaids.
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