So that's a pretty standard sight, a wheelchair in the hospital on a cancer treatment floor. Fairly routine actually, lots of people have used them myself included. But it is upon further examination that me and my crack team of researchers realized something was amiss.
As we see in exhibit #2 both Curt and Clark have sat in said wheelchair together. Almost like they are on the front porch swing of Forrest Gump's moms house waiting on a nice glass of lemonade. As we get farther along, you will notice these normally stoic business-like gentleman can barely contain their laughter.
We notice my colleagues growing bigger smiles, as I had to rapidly take their picture because both were in severe danger of urinating themselves and soiling the wheelchair and themselves. I'm not sure what we are to take away from this, but maybe it should be profound? Although I'm thinking it's more of a standard life lesson: if you weigh enough to need a double wide wheelchair, do not be surprised when you get cancer and/or diabetes. Start losing weight now, before the doctors lose the weight for you by chopping off your feet!
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How sturdy are these double-wides? I mean, what size girl is the cutoff that can I bone in the chair without it collapsing?
ReplyDeleteJudging by what I saw, the maximum weight is in the 450-500 pound range. So we simply deduct your weight from that number and we can approximate how large a lady you can bone in it. The real test would be can the chair handle the combined weight of two adults rutting around like hogs in slop? I personally hope that we never have a chance to solve this riddle. Some questions are indeed better left unanswered.
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