Here we are on April 3rd and I am two days away from having spent an entire month in the hospital. However, I get some antibiotics tomorrow through the IV and then will be released into the wild that afternoon. So that leaves tonight as the last chance to seal the deal with the night nurse. It's gonna take all my talents focused as one to get the job done. Luckily for me, I have a lot of different talents and they're all awesome. I'll use my humor combined with my rugged good looks to keep her captivated. Then I'll use my flattery skill and then finish off by busting out my SWAG!
There is no way any single ladies can resist that high level of SWAG. Only one thing would stand in my way and that's if she doesn't work tonight. But I haven't seen her in several days, so she is more than likely ready to come back on the schedule. It's time to finish off these IV's and get busy doing the move!
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