Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Returning to the PET Scan

One of the first articles I wrote was one about getting a PET Scan, and an unfortunantly timed (ahem) boner. Well tomorrow I get to go at 2 O'Clock and have another one to see what that mega-chemo did or did not do.

Read up on my previous misadventure here:

Allright, now we are up to speed. I get the standard robo-call today from the hospital reminding me that I had the appointment, nothing to eat or drink except water 8 hours beforehand. Then the robot said the most dangerous thing it could have, also "please wear loose fitting comfortable clothes". It's like the damn place is daring me to pop wood while being run through their machine. I'll be filled with the glucose injection along with the sugary drink. If I don't pee before I go into the machine I'll have a decently full bladder, the glucose in my veins, comfortable shorts and boxers, all of which are a great recipe to get, you guessed it, a boner.

I'm excited that I'm not banned from the PET Scan area for life. My only worry is, if the same lady I had the encounter with previously is there, do I pretend nothing happened before? Or should I inquire as to why she never came to help me "ease the tension" so to speak?

I put it to you fair readers, feel free to leave your comments below. I believe I have made leaving a comment as easy as humanly possible. You should just be able to put in a name and then comment. No signing in with google, or your email address. No more of those stupid ass words you have to decipher in order to prove your human. I get an email ever time there is a comment so if I see one that is spam I will just go and delete it.

All right peeps and tweeps it's your time to shine. You make the cll!

Fred

3 comments:

  1. If the lady previously there was decent looking and single I recommending taking this as your in for a date to 'ease the tension'. You may just meet the woman of your dreams at the PET machine ;).

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  2. It would be as a joke, she's in her 50's and not good looking. I might just pretend nothing happened. And if it happens again I'll just act completely unaware of it!

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  3. maybe you should rub one out before you go for the scan. that way you'll be nice and relaxed without the threat of another inconvenient boner.

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